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Be Cool

Posted on March 1, 2005 at 8:03 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Strong language for a PG-13
Nudity/ Sex: Non-explicit sexual situation, sexual language, pole dancers in skimpy costumes
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Action violence, characters shot, beaten, and killed, dead body
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, racial and homophobic epithets
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

“I won’t say any more than I have to, if that.” That’s John Travolta as Chili Palmer in Get Shorty, and it’s a great character, a great line, and a great movie. Chili says it again in this watered-down sequel. And then he says it another time. That pretty much sums up the problem with …

The Pacifier

Posted on March 1, 2005 at 8:03 am

D
Lowest Recommended Age: 4th - 6th Grades
Profanity: Some crude schoolyard language
Nudity/ Sex: A lot of diaper humor
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Characters in peril, kick-boxing and off-screen shooting, cartoonish and action-style violence
Diversity Issues: Some stereotypes and cliches
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

This crass, crude, and overly familiar formula comedy has Vin Deisel as Shane Wolf, an all-business Navy Seal who has to play babysitter for five children in the suburbs. He’s all about securing perimeters and drop-and-give-me-twenty. They are undisciplined and acting out following the loss of their father, but they know how to love. Result …

Hostage

Posted on February 27, 2005 at 12:22 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references and sexual threats-
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, drug use
Violence/ Scariness: Extreme, intense, and graphic violence, many injuries and deaths
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

Three combustible forces come together in one fortress of a mansion in this bloodbath of a hostage drama. First is Jeff Talley (Bruce Willis), a former big-time hostage negotiator who was shattered by a tragic failure and gave it up to become a small-town police chief. Second is three strung-out teens who decide to steal …

Man of the House

Posted on February 25, 2005 at 6:22 pm

B-
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Brief strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references, skimpy clothes
Alcohol/ Drugs: Scenes in bar, social drinking
Violence/ Scariness: A lot of action violence including gunfire, characters wounded and killed, brief graphic images
Diversity Issues: A strength of the movie is its diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

“One riot, one Ranger.” That’s the Texas Rangers pledge. But apparently, it now needs to be revised: “Five cheerleaders, three Rangers.” Tommy Lee Jones, in gloriously full crag mode, plays a Texas Ranger named Sharp assigned to protect cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. This provides opportunities for many culture clashes and learning experiences. Unfortunately, most …

The Jacket

Posted on February 24, 2005 at 1:52 pm

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual situation, some nudity
Alcohol/ Drugs: A lot of smoking, drinking, abuse of medication, character abuses drugs
Violence/ Scariness: Intense, disturbing, and graphic images, violence (including guns), murder, reference to child molestation, shock therapy
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

A Gulf War veteran whose injuries have left him with an uncertain memory walks along a highway then stops to help a mother and daughter whose car has stalled. He gets the car started, but the mother is high and disoriented and screams that he should get away from her daughter. So he keeps walking …