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Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior

Posted on February 8, 2005 at 8:02 pm

There are three reasons to see this movie. First: the dazzling martial arts moves of Tony Jaa, whose lightning reflexes and breathtaking gymnastics are both impressive and entertaining. Second is the authenticity. As the tagline says, this film has “no safety nets, no computer graphics, and no strings.” This is not the kind of movie …

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie

Posted on February 5, 2005 at 2:42 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Preschool
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Mild peril
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

Small children will enjoy this gentle story of making friends. Their families will be grateful for the fact that there is a suitable movie for younger kids and they might enjoy the pretty water-color backgrounds and a couple of funny moments. And if they take advantage of the the well-under-90-minute running time for a bit …

Boogeyman

Posted on February 4, 2005 at 8:53 pm

D
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references, brief nudity, non-explicit bathtub scene
Alcohol/ Drugs: Characters drink to celebrate and to escape, references to drunkenness
Violence/ Scariness: Near constant peril, reference to child abandonment, children threatened, adults abducted violently, death or disappearance of several characters, creepy dream/imagined sequences, supernatural threats
Diversity Issues: Wise female character
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

With a storyline thinner than the protagonist’s stereotyped rich girlfriend and enough lead-heavy dialogue to sink a movie of twice the caliber, “Boogeyman” is a bloated 86 minutes of overzealous spookiness, to be admired primarily by aspiring sound-effects specialists. Eight-year old Tim Jenson is scarred for life before the title sequence rolls. He went to …

The Wedding Date

Posted on February 1, 2005 at 6:58 pm

C+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual references and non-explicit sexual situations -- strong for a PG-13
Alcohol/ Drugs: A lot of drinking (characters tipsy and hung over) and some smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Tense emotional scenes, some comic scuffling
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

All the romantic comedy gloss in the world can’t save a script as stale as last week’s wedding cake. Despite a promising set-up and talented performers, it leaks air like a tire that ran over a tack. Debra Messing (“Will and Grace”) is one of television’s all-time funniest women with impeccable timing, brilliant with both …

Fascination

Posted on January 28, 2005 at 3:56 am

D
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual references and situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: A lot of drinking and smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Characters in peril, some killed, graphic violence
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2005

Lust. Betrayal. Revenge. Greed. Murder. Somehow, all of these things become dull in the preposterous and yet decidedly un-fascinating “Fascination,” a movie that plays as though the script was being made up on the spot. By aliens not quite familiar with human beings or the English language but who had seen a couple of Ed …