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Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera

Posted on December 10, 2004 at 6:44 pm

Despite lavish settings and sweeping camera movement, this sumptuously produced Andrew Lloyd Weber musical feels static, stuffy, and stagey. This is in part because so much of it takes place on a stage but more because it is mostly just people standing still and singing rather than moving or, well, acting. It’s the Branson, Missouri …

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Posted on December 10, 2004 at 3:45 am

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Non-sexual nudity, non-explicit sexual references and situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, smoking, drug use
Violence/ Scariness: Violence and peril, including guns, characters killed
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Another quirkfest from Wes Anderson (Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tannenbaums), this film has some of the most imaginatively charming images on screen this year, especially a tiny rainbow-striped seahorse and a cutaway side view of a ship that is as delightfully cluttered as a dollhouse conceived by Joseph Cornell. And it has Anderson’s trademark …

Million Dollar Baby

Posted on December 9, 2004 at 4:49 pm

C+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language including the n-word
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Brutal boxing matches with graphic and very serious injuries
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie, strong inter-racial friendship
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

“Million Dollar Baby” is a strong contender, but it suffers a TKO in the last round. At first, it is a fresh, assured, and evocative take on the classic boxing formula. A tired old trainer (Clint Eastwood as Frankie), abandoned by the prospect he hoped to take to the title bout, meets a scrappy but …

Spanglish

Posted on December 9, 2004 at 4:31 pm

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual situation, sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Tense emotional confrontations
Diversity Issues: Strong, courageous Latina characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Every few years, writer/director James Brooks makes another smart, sensitive movie about smart, sensitive people who love each other and drive each other crazy. In “Spanglish,” as in Broadcast News, Terms of Endearment, and As Good as it Gets, his characters are self-centered, immature, neurotic, needy, a little too smart for their own good, scared …

Blade: Trinity

Posted on December 8, 2004 at 9:33 am

C+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Frequent profanity, strong and explicit language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual references including references to incest and sex toys
Alcohol/ Drugs: Intense peril and violence, a child is put at risk
Violence/ Scariness: Explicit and graphic peril and violence, child in peril
Diversity Issues: Strong black hero, strong female and disabled characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Let’s not pretend that “Trinity”, the third chapter in the ongoing tale of a human-vampire hybrid out to kill all vampires, is a good movie and instead say it is a solid “Blade” movie – meaning, if you are not already a fan, don’t bother. Wesley Snipes still plays the title character, a tattooed human …