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Evergreen

Posted on September 6, 2004 at 1:25 pm

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Mild language
Nudity/ Sex: Strong, explicit sexual references and situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Tense emotional scenes, slapping
Diversity Issues: Class issues a theme of the movie, strong minority and disabled characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Fourteen-year-old Henri (Addie Land) and her mother Kate (Cara Seymour) never quite make it. They are moving — again — this time to live with Kate’s mother. We don’t need details; it is clear from their tired eyes that Kate and Henri hardly hope for anything anymore. Henri (short for Henrietta) starts high school and …

Hero

Posted on September 5, 2004 at 6:24 pm

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual situation
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Many battles, swords, arrows, characters killed
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

The narrator tells us that mastery of the sword is connected to mastery of calligraphy. This movie shows that mastery of film-making is as well. The elegant precision of the ravishing images gives each scene a timeless beauty. “The ultimate ideal is for a warrior to lay down his sword,” but of course we don’t …

A Dirty Shame

Posted on September 5, 2004 at 4:57 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Extremely strong and graphic language
Nudity/ Sex: Extremely explicit sexual references and situations including variations and fetishes, nudity
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, drug use
Violence/ Scariness: Comic peril and violence
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Somehow I don’t see this movie following Hairspray to become a Tony-award-winning Broadway musical for the whole family. Too bad, because those would be some musical numbers. Once again, John Waters has made a Baltimore-based movie about people outside of conventional society who are far happier and more loving than the people who like to …

The Cookout

Posted on September 3, 2004 at 12:50 pm

C-
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language and double entendres
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Marijuana, alcohol
Violence/ Scariness: Comic violence, gun
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie, but many stereotypes
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

It’s too bad that a fresh, smart, and courageous look at the conflicts African-Americans feel about racist stereotypes that sometimes feel more real to them then they would like to admit gets lost in a a tired and lazy script littered with poop jokes and dope jokes and clueless whitey jokes in “The Cookout.” It’s …

Danny Deckchair

Posted on September 3, 2004 at 9:07 am

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Mild
Nudity/ Sex: Non-explicit sexual situation, sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Tense scenes and mild peril, no one hurt
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

We get one of these every few months whether we need one or not, so “Danny Deckchair” is this season’s quirky-characters-with-accents comedy. Unlike its main character, it never quite achives lift-off, but it is a pleasant little diversion with some very sweet moments. Rhys Ifans (best remembered as the goofy roommate in Notting Hill) plays …