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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Posted on August 12, 2004 at 4:01 pm

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: Kisses. mild sexual reference
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: None
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Another sweet lollipop of a movie, “Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” picks up five years later than the first and, though missing some of the original’s spark and humor, it’s a pleasant romp for girls of all ages. It’s the movie equivalent of a sticker scrapbook filled with rainbows and unicorns — it features not …

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Posted on August 12, 2004 at 3:26 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Profanity: Some schoolyard language
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: Reference to wine spritzers
Violence/ Scariness: Constant cartoon violence
Diversity Issues: Only girl in the movie is the only one who cries and is scared
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

When a movie begins by telling you that “Eternity does not last forever,” it is clear that no one behind it is paying much attention to whether the script makes sense, so you’d better not worry about it, either. Oh, well, it’s less a movie than an infomercial, anyway. As in the television show, this …

The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi

Posted on August 5, 2004 at 7:56 am

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Brief strong languge
Nudity/ Sex: Cross-dressing character, prostitution, child molestation (off-screen)
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Extreme and graphic violence, death of parents, suicide portrayed as honorable
Diversity Issues: Tolerance of cross-dressing character, strong female character, strong blind character
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

There is a tap-dancing scene in the samurai film, “Zatoichi”. For fans of the genre, using the words “samurai” and “tap-dancing” in the same sentence should capture both the eye and the quintessential weirdness that can be Japanese cinema for US audiences. But if tap-dancing is not enough to register a raised eyebrow, then perhaps …

Without a Paddle

Posted on August 4, 2004 at 7:05 pm

D
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Strong language for a PG-13
Nudity/ Sex: Strong sexual references and situations for a PG-13
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, marijuana
Violence/ Scariness: Comic peril and violence, a lot of shooting
Diversity Issues: Homophobic humor, misogynistic humor
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

“Without a Paddle” is also without talent, originality, anything to laugh at, or a reason to buy a ticket. The opening moments of faux home movies showing four boys up to all kinds of faux hi-jinks, and then we then meet up with only three of them as adults, so we know where this is …

Everybody Says I’m Fine

Posted on August 1, 2004 at 10:20 am

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual situations and references including molestation and adultery
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Some graphic violence
Diversity Issues: Vibrant portrayal of aspects of Indian culture
Date Released to Theaters: 2001

This bittersweet fairy tale centers on Xen (Rehaan Engineer), the owner of an upscale Bombay beauty shop, who can read the minds of his clients when he cuts their hair. The source of this power is a devastating loss. His parents were killed in a fire in a recording studio when he was a child …