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Shaolin Soccer

Posted on April 17, 2004 at 9:55 am

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: Kiss, some crude humor
Alcohol/ Drugs: Hangover, smoking, reference to performance-enhancing drugs
Violence/ Scariness: Some action violence, mention of suicide
Diversity Issues: Talented and loyal female character
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

You know, we just don’t get enough kung fu soccer fairy tale movies. At least, I know it now, because this one is such fun I can’t wait to see another. The most successful Hong Kong film ever, this is a very traditional underdog sports team story told in a delightfully untraditional style, with whimsy, …

Clifford’s Really Big Movie

Clifford’s Really Big Movie

Posted on April 17, 2004 at 9:53 am

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Preschool
MPAA Rating: Rated G
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: None
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: April 23, 2004
Date Released to DVD: July 3, 2004

Clifford is not just a Big Red Dog; he’s a big, red phenomenon, hero of a series of books by Norman Bridwell, an animated PBS series, and even a live road show. Now he has moved (briefly) to the big screen with a low-key feature destined for a quick theatrical release on its way to …

Close Your Eyes

Posted on April 13, 2004 at 2:40 pm

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Some sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Intense peril, torture and murder, graphic scary images
Diversity Issues: Strong female characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Those who like atmospheric thrillers that feature pentagrams and second sight and mysterious incantations from ancient texts will enjoy guaranteed goosebumps in this story of a doctor who tries to help the little girl who escaped from a serial killer but is too traumatized to give the police any information. “ER’s” Goran Visnijk plays Michael, …

Kill Bill Vol. 2

Posted on April 10, 2004 at 8:00 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Extreme and constant strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking and smoking, chewing tobacco, reference to cocaine
Violence/ Scariness: Extreme and very graphic peril and violence, characters killed
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, very strong women
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Be careful what you ask for. In my review of Kill Bill Vol. 1, I admired its pure style and mastery of the language of pure cinema but said that I hoped the sequel would provide more character and texture. Well, that is what screenwriter/director Quentin Tarantino has done, or at least tried to do …

13 Going on 30

Posted on April 9, 2004 at 10:18 am

A-
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Brief strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references, teen kissing game
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Tense situations
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

A girl who suffers total humiliation at her 13th birthday party wishes she could be 30. The next morning, she is all grown up, living in a swanky Manhattan apartment with a gorgeous face and figure (played by Jennifer Garner). That part is pretty exciting. But the guy in the shower who seems to know …