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The Watcher

Posted on December 13, 2002 at 5:17 am

D
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: A few sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking and smoking, character takes many prescription drugs
Violence/ Scariness: Extreme -- plot centers on a serial killer, many deaths
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2000

A couple of clever turns don’t rescue this movie from its tired plot, laughable dialogue, and disastrous casting. James Spader plays Campbell, a burned-out FBI agent from Los Angeles who was unable to catch a serial killer and now lives on disability in Chicago, taking massive doses of pharmaceuticals and talking to a therapist (Marisa …

The Way of the Gun

Posted on December 13, 2002 at 5:17 am

C+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Very strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references and situations, scenes in brothel, adultery
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, smoking, and drug use
Violence/ Scariness: Extreme and prolonged violence
Diversity Issues: Interacial affair handled casually
Date Released to Theaters: 2000

Christopher McQuarrie, the screenwriter of the deviously brilliant “The Usual Suspects” wrote and directed this bleak, tough-talking story about a couple of petty criminals named Longbaugh (Benicio del Toro) and Parker (Ryan Phillipe). Longbaugh says, “Our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world. So we stepped off the path.” The …

The Wedding Planner

Posted on December 13, 2002 at 5:17 am

D
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Some strong and graphic language
Nudity/ Sex: Mild references, extended comic sequence concerning a statue's genitals
Alcohol/ Drugs: Comic drunkenness and hangover, comic alcoholism, social drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Mild peril
Diversity Issues: Some ethnic diversity (Lopez plays an Italian-American)
Date Released to Theaters: 2001

This disappointing would-be romantic comedy is neither comic nor particularly romantic. Its biggest problem is a sitcom-style script with too much emphasis on the situation and not enough on the comedy. It fails to create a single believable or sympathetic character. What it gives us instead is a string of barely related skits about people …

The Yearling

Posted on December 13, 2002 at 5:17 am

Plot: This quiet, thoughtful, visually striking adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings covers a year in the life of the Baxter family, post-Civil War settlers in remote Florida. The focus is on Jody (Claude Jarman, Jr.), 12, a dreamy boy who loves animals and wishes he could have a pet, “something …

Thirteen Days

Posted on December 13, 2002 at 5:17 am

A+
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Brief strong language
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Very tense situations, character killed in combat
Diversity Issues: Accurately depicts all-white and male historical characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2000

For once the tag line has it just right: “You’ll never know how close we came.” It may seem like a movie script, but it really happened. American planes took photos of Soviet missiles in Cuba, a “massively destabilizing move.” If they had been armed, they could have wiped out most of the mainland US …