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Posted on April 14, 2022 at 8:32 pm
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| Lowest Recommended Age: |
4th - 6th Grade |
| MPAA Rating: |
Rated PG-13 for some fantasy action/violence |
| Profanity: |
None |
| Nudity/ Sex: |
None |
| Alcohol/ Drugs: |
Social drinking |
| Violence/ Scariness: |
Extended fantasy peril/action/violence |
| Diversity Issues: |
Diverse characters |
| Date Released to Theaters: |
April 15, 2022 |
“Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore” comes from the world of Harry Potter, so it is about magic. But it is also about that most human of connections: brothers. It’s also about chiseled cheekbones; this is a movie that even by movie-star measures has an exceptional assortment of beautifully sculpted faces. Contrary to the title, …
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Posted on April 7, 2022 at 5:32 pm
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| Lowest Recommended Age: |
Mature High Schooler |
| MPAA Rating: |
Rated R for intense violence, bloody images and language throughout |
| Profanity: |
Very strong language, n-word |
| Nudity/ Sex: |
None |
| Alcohol/ Drugs: |
None |
| Violence/ Scariness: |
Extended, intense peril and violence, guns, explosions, chases, many characters injured and killed |
| Diversity Issues: |
None |
| Date Released to Theaters: |
April 8, 2022 |
There’s a reason this movie is named after its mode of transportation instead of its characters. The humans in the story have less depth. It might most accurately be named “Michael Bay Movie,” a title that would convey all you need to know, which is that this is a movie about chases and explosions and …
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Posted on March 31, 2022 at 11:57 am
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| Lowest Recommended Age: |
Middle School |
| MPAA Rating: |
Rated PG-13 for some frightening images, intense sequences of violence, and brief Strong language |
| Profanity: |
Some strong language |
| Nudity/ Sex: |
Mild references, kiss |
| Alcohol/ Drugs: |
Mind and body-altering medication |
| Violence/ Scariness: |
Extended comic-book/fantasy peril and violence, vampires, characters injured and killed |
| Diversity Issues: |
None |
| Date Released to Theaters: |
March 31, 2022 |
| Date Released to DVD: |
June 13, 2022 |
More like “Bore”-bius, amirite? Sorry, couldn’t help it. I don’t know if it was the absence of Marvel MCU mastermind Kevin Feige (this movie comes from Sony, which has the rights to Spider-Man and the characters from his comics) or if they’re just digging down so deep into the MCU to find new IP, I …
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Posted on March 31, 2022 at 10:00 am
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| Lowest Recommended Age: |
High School |
| MPAA Rating: |
Rated R for some violence, sexual material and language |
| Profanity: |
Very strong language |
| Nudity/ Sex: |
Sexual references and crude graphic humor including BDSM gear |
| Alcohol/ Drugs: |
Vaping marijuana |
| Violence/ Scariness: |
Extended fantasy-style action and peril, characters injured and killed |
| Diversity Issues: |
None |
| Date Released to Theaters: |
April 1, 2022 |
| Date Released to DVD: |
July 4, 2022 |
They aren’t kidding about the “Everything” in the title. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is a wildly imaginative and just plain wild splintered story of metaverses, googly eyes, a weaponized fanny pack, dirty laundry, a big bagel, telepathic rocks, divorce papers, Benihana, a “Ratatouille” remix, the IRS, a dress with doll heads on the sleeves, …
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Posted on March 29, 2022 at 9:45 am
I am hosting a screening of “Sonic the Hedgehog 2” at Tysons this Saturday at 11 and I have 30 pairs of tickets to give away! First come, first served. If you are among the lucky group, please come over to say hi. The world’s favorite blue hedgehog is back for a next-level adventure in …
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