Zoolander 2

Posted on February 11, 2016 at 5:22 pm

Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, a scene of exaggerated violence, and brief strong language
Profanity: Brief strong language, crude references
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Mostly comic peril and violence, characters injured and killed, some disturbing images, assault weapons, knives, explosions, building collapse
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: February 12, 2016
Date Released to DVD: May 23, 2106
Amazon.com ASIN: B018IDVB6W

Copyright 2016 Paramount
Copyright 2016 Paramount

Kind of like fashion itself, we don’t really care whether “Zoolander 2” is any good. We go because it is silly fun.

The original Zoolander, released in 2001 just after the attacks on 9/11, was based on shorts Ben Stiller created for the VH1 fashion awards. It was moderately successful on release but has become a big hit on DVD/Blu-ray and an enduring cultural touchstone. It’s the kind of movie that is best watched at home, with friends who know exactly where the punchlines and star cameos come in, or while sick in bed recovering from the flu when you’re not quite up for binge-watching something that requires more than half your attention.

I suspect the same will happen with this 15-years-later sequel, again directed by Stiller, who stars as the dimwitted supermodel of the title and co-wrote with Justin Theroux, Nicholas Stoller, and John Hamburg. The script relies heavily on the audience’s affection for and knowledge of the first, with more winking references to the original than attempts to be funny about the current state of fashion and the industry.

In the first film, Derek Zoolander plans to build a book-shaped center called The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too. After that film ended, we are told through clips from television news shows (Katie Couric, Jane Pauley, and Jim Lehrer are among the first of an avalanche of what-is he/she-doing-in-this-movie celebrity cameos) that after it was built the building immediately collapsed, killing Zoolander’s wife (Stiller’s real-life spouse, Christine Taylor) and injuring Derek’s rival-turned BFF, Hansel (Owen Wilson).

Partly because he was so distraught, but mostly because he is an idiot, Derek was unable to take care of his son, Derek Jr., and he was taken away by Child Protective Services. Derek announced at a press conference that he was retiring from modeling to become “a hermit crab.” Hansel, his face scarred from his injury, also retreated from the world, to live in the desert (well, Malibu) with an 11-person assortment of consorts he refers to affectionately as his orgy.

But then a nefarious villain is killing pop stars, who die with what appears to be Derek’s famous Blue Steel look on their faces. When Justin Bieber is killed (with time for an Instagram filters joke), Interpol’s fashion division, led by a former swimsuit model (eternal beauty Penelope Cruz) decides that they need Derek’s help to solve the crime.

There’s a lot of fan service here, which can seem stale to those who know the first movie well. But as a lukewarm fan of the earlier film, I found myself being a lukewarm fan of this one, too. The dumb jokes (both those about being dumb and those that actually are dumb) and grotesqueries are no funnier but no less funny. The storyline (Will Derek be reunited with his son? Will Hansel be a father to his various upcoming babies? Will Will Ferrell’s Mugatu destroy whatever it is he is planning to destroy?) is weak, but it is a hoot to see the fashion dream team (even Anna Wintour!) playing themselves with such good humor. In fashion terms, it’s a cheap knock-off, but sometimes that’s all you need.

Parents should know that this film includes very strong content for a PG-13 including very crude sexual references and brief graphic sexual humor, mostly comic violence with characters injured and killed and some disturbing images, and brief strong language.

Family discussion: What are the most important messages we receive from the fashion industry? If they make a “Zoolander 3,” what celebrities would you like to see included?

If you like this, try: the first “Zoolander”

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Opening this Month: February 2016

Posted on February 1, 2016 at 8:00 am

Happy February!

I love February. It’s short. It sometimes gets an extra day (yay! Leap year!). It has Valentine’s Day and President’s Day. And it means that the January movie doldrums are over. So let’s just remember to pronounce that second R (FebROOary) and look at what’s opening this month.

February 5

The Choice — Nicholas Sparks’ annual valentine for date night has Benjamin Walker (“The Heart of the Sea”) and Teresa Palmer (“Warm Bodies”) as next door neighbors who fight and then fall in love. Co-stars include Tom Wilkenson and Maggie Grace.

Hail Caesar! — And this is valentine from the Coen Brothers to the golden era of big-studio Hollywood, with George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Ralph Fiennes, Josh Brolin, and Jonah Hill.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies — Young ladies of marriageable age wear empire dresses, drink tea, and fight odious zombies.

February 12

Deadpool — This is not your father’s superhero. Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, who is off-beat and meta. And NSFW.

Zoolander 2 — Stiller. Wilson. Farrell. Cumberbatch. Wiig. Cruz. And much more Blue Steel.

How to be Single — Dakota Johnson, Alison Brie, and Rebel Wilson star in a romantic comedy featuring up-and-comer Jake Lacy.

February 19

Race — In 1936, when Hitler wanted the Berlin Olympics to show the world Aryan supremacy, the most impressive athlete of the games was an African-American named Jesse Owens, who won four medals. This stirring story stars Stephan James, Jason Sudeikis, and Jeremy Irons.

Risen — The story of Christ’s resurrection, from the perspective of a Roman soldier (Joseph Fiennes) who becomes a believer.

February 26

Gods of Egypt — A thief joins forces with a God in this story of ancient times.

Triple 9 — A heist film with Kate Winslet, Woody Harrelson, Anthony Mackie, and Casey Affleck, with one of my favorite character actors, Clifton Collins, Jr.

Eddie the Eagle — Hugh Jackman stars in the real-life story of an Olympian who became famous for coming in last.

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Opening This Month

Fashion Week Announcement: Zoolander 2!

Posted on March 10, 2015 at 3:12 pm

Copyright 2015 Paramount Pictures
Copyright 2015 Paramount Pictures

Guess who showed up on the Valentino runway for Paris fashion week! Derek Zoolander and Hansel! And Blue Steel, of course.

Derek (Ben Stiller) wears a custom Night Butterflies brocade suit with hand-embroidered overcoat and black Creeper shoes. Hansel (Owen Wilson) wears a Silk Continent print Pajama suit with Double Cashmere overcoat and Open sneakers. Both will be back in theaters for “Zoolander 2,” coming in 2016.

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