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Alpha Dog

Posted on January 10, 2007 at 12:38 pm

“This whole thing is about parenting,” explains the ironically named Sonny Truelove (Bruce Willis). He is telling an off-screen questioner about his son Johnny (Emile Hirsch). Or, the questioner is trying to get some answers from Sonny, but not making much progress. The credits come up as Eva Cassidy sings “Over the Rainbow,” and we …

Arthur and the Invisibles

Posted on January 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for fantasy action and brief suggestive material.
Profanity: Some colorful language
Nudity/ Sex: Kiss
Alcohol/ Drugs: Sleeping drops
Violence/ Scariness: Action peril and violence
Diversity Issues: Strong female characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2007
Date Released to DVD: 2007
Amazon.com ASIN: B000N4SHNU

Director Luc Besson is known for his striking visuals and his mash-ups of sentimental, even corny moments with intense, graphic violence. At his best, in films like The Professional and The Fifth Element, these juxtapositions work well. But here, in his first film for a family audience, it feels more like a collision. The combination …

Code Name: Cleaner

Posted on January 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, crude humor and some violence.
Profanity: Brief strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Crude humor, scanty clothes
Alcohol/ Drugs: Brief drug humor
Violence/ Scariness: Action-style violence, shooting, kick-boxing, and punching
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2007
Date Released to DVD: 2007
Amazon.com ASIN: B000NA21SG

With a script that couldn’t find 22 minutes of jokes to fill a sitcom on the USA Network, even Cedric the Entertainer can’t make this attempt at comedy anything but inert. It want to be a spy spoof. It’s a spy doof. I know, that isn’t funny, but after sitting through a very long 84 …

Happily Never After

Posted on January 2, 2007 at 3:51 pm

B-
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG for some mild action and rude humor.
Profanity: Some schoolyard language
Nudity/ Sex: Kiss
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Cartoony peril and violence, no one hurt
Diversity Issues: Class and gender equality is a theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2007
Date Released to DVD: 2007
Amazon.com ASIN: B000O58ZHQ

As an Empress of Evil announces that she is in charge and from now on it will be “happily NEVER after,” the film appears to jump off the sprockets of the projector and a narrator interrupts with an important announcement. It seems the owner of a light blue coach with Narnia plates…and at this point …

Freedom Writers

Posted on January 1, 2007 at 4:12 pm

B-
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for violent content, some thematic material and language.
Profanity: Some strong language, racial slurs
Nudity/ Sex: Some sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: References to drugs, drinking, smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Gang violence, references to Holocaust
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2007
Date Released to DVD: 2007
Amazon.com ASIN: B000NOK1KC

Here is the formula for movies about idealistic young teachers who go into bad neighborhoods: 1. Idealistic teacher goes into bad neighborhood and is aghast at poor conditions and cynicism of the school administration. 2. Students treat teacher with contempt because he/she cannot possibly understand them. 3. Dedicated teacher demonstrates through persistence and unprecedented willingness …