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Lady in the Water

Posted on July 17, 2006 at 4:16 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some frightening sequences.
Profanity: None
Nudity/ Sex: Implied nudity, some sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Smoking, some social drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Intense peril, suspense, tension, some violence, mostly off-screen
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000JLTR8Q

There is no conventional rating scale that could do justice to this film. It is a terrible movie, but it is terrible in an interesting and often highly watchable way. There have been better films that I have enjoyed less. The C grade is not an indication of mediocrity; it is an average of the …

Little Man

Posted on July 12, 2006 at 4:25 pm

C-
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor throughout, language and brief drug references.
Profanity: Some strong and crude language
Nudity/ Sex: Crude sexual humor and sexual references and situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: References to drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Comic and semi-serious violence, many crotch injuries, guns
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000IFRT4W

The Wayans family is better at making money than making movies. They know that if they keep the budget low and the humor even lower, they can keep making money. In fact, according to Entertainment Weekly, they are the most successful family in Hollywood. “Over the past 20 years, Wayans sibs like Kim (Juwanna Mann) …

You, Me and Dupree

You, Me and Dupree

Posted on July 11, 2006 at 11:10 am

C-
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, brief nudity, crude humor, language and a drug reference.
Profanity: Some strong and crude language
Nudity/ Sex: Strong and explicit sexual references for a PG-13 including references to a slut, discussion of porn, masturbation
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking and smoking, characters drink when under stress
Violence/ Scariness: Some violence, mostly comic, some characters injured
Diversity Issues: Some may be offended by reference to a Mormon character
Date Released to Theaters: January 1, 1970
Date Released to DVD: January 1, 1970
Amazon.com ASIN: B000ICM5X0

Remember the classic comedy The Odd Couple? This is sort of the same movie, only it’s the odd triple and it isn’t very funny. Adorable newlyweds Molly (Kate Hudson) and Carl (Matt Dillon) are just back from their honeymoon when Carl’s best friend Dupree (Owen Wilson) loses his job and his apartment. So, Carl invites …

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Posted on July 4, 2006 at 11:53 am

A+
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of adventure violence, including frightening images.
Profanity: Some colorful sailor-talk
Nudity/ Sex: Mild sexual references, kisses
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Constant action-style violence, whipping scene, some gross images, scary monster with lots and lots of teeth
Diversity Issues: Strong female characters
Date Released to Theaters: July 7, 2006
Date Released to DVD: October 1, 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000I0RQVI

This is what big summer blockbuster studio movies are all about — love, honor, humor, villains evil enough to make it really satisfying when they are beaten and scary enough to keep you wondering whether it’s possible, and thrilling stunts and big explosions. It’s summer. We don’t want to think too hard. A little silliness …

Superman Returns

Posted on June 27, 2006 at 11:59 am

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: 4th - 6th Grades
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for some intense action violence.
Profanity: Some crude language
Nudity/ Sex: Mild sexual references, out of wedlock child, paternity issue
Alcohol/ Drugs: Smoking, drinking, scene in bar
Violence/ Scariness: Frequent action violence, characters in peril (including child), major character badly hurt, characters injured and killed, brief joke about death of dog
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B001F3FUK6

Superman has returned. In the movie, Superman (now played by Brandon Routh) comes back to earth after five years in search of his roots on the exploded planet Krypton, and the inhabitants of earth are overjoyed. In real life, Superman has come back to summer audiences in search of the popcorn pleasures of explosions and …