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The Grudge

Posted on October 19, 2004 at 2:51 pm

C+
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Brief strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Non-explicit sexual situation
Alcohol/ Drugs: Characters smoke
Violence/ Scariness: Frequent intense peril and violence, suicide, characters killed, many grisly and disgusting images
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, strong woman
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

This is one of those “Don’t go into the house” movies, a remake of a popular Japanese horror film by Takashi Shimizu, the writer/director of the original. It is again set in Japan, but this time, it is a group of Americans at the center of the film. As a part of her training, an …

The Incredibles

Posted on October 17, 2004 at 6:49 pm

A
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
Profanity: Mild exclamations
Nudity/ Sex: None
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Frequent, intense (but not graphic) peril, characters killed, reference to suicide
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, strong females
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Elastigirl (Holly Hunter), a superheroine whose limbs and torso can stretch the length of an Olympic swimming pool, pauses for just a second on the way to saving the world to check out her rear end in the form-fitting super-suit. Seems that after three children, there’s a bit of stretching there that doesn’t have anything …

Team America: World Police

Posted on October 13, 2004 at 7:50 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
Profanity: Extremely strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual references and graphic (puppet) sex
Alcohol/ Drugs: Characters drink and smoke
Violence/ Scariness: Graphic cartoon-style violence, characters get shot, blown up, etc.
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, strong women
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the team behind “South Park,” take such pleasure in being naughty that it makes their work more silly than smutty. It’s all just too cheerful to be shocking, even with a character made out of human excrement (the “South Park” television show), a singing sexual organ (the “South Park” movie), …

Taxi

Posted on October 6, 2004 at 5:57 am

B
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: A few strong words
Nudity/ Sex: Mild sexual references
Alcohol/ Drugs: Alcoholism portrayed as charming and comic, nitrous oxide inhalation portrayed as safe and fun
Violence/ Scariness: A lot of comic peril, car chases and explosions, shooting, characters injured
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

“Superman has kryptonite,” explains Washburn (Jimmy Fallon), showing that even the greats have their weaknesses. “Indiana Jones has snakes. Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown.” (Ba-dum-pump) He might as well have added that movies have former Saturday Night Live stars, who are brought in to sell tickets and add comedy to weak scripts just by virtue …

Friday Night Lights

Posted on October 5, 2004 at 2:08 pm

A
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
Profanity: Brief strong language, n-word
Nudity/ Sex: References to "getting laid," non-explicit sexual situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: Underage drinking, adult character abuses alcohol
Violence/ Scariness: Rough football skirmishes with bloody injuries, father is abusive to son
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, racist language, race is an issue in the final game
Date Released to Theaters: 2004

On the very first day of pre-season practice, Coach Gary Gaines (Billy Bob Thornton) tells his team, the Permian High Panthers of Odessa, Texas, that he expects them to be perfect. By the end of the season, in that last half-time locker room pep talk, he tells them what that means. Being perfect does not …