Mortdecai is a simply terrible movie. Don’t go see it. But its very terribleness just might be a reason to look super-cool in a Mortdecai t-shirt and socks! I have them and you can win them!

Send an email to me at moviemom@moviemom.com with Mortdecai in the subject line and tell me the worst movie you ever saw. Don’t forget your address! (US addresses only). I’ll pick a winner at random on February 2, 2015. Good luck!