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Doogal

Posted on February 26, 2006 at 12:35 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Kindergarten - 3rd Grade
MPAA Rating: Rated PG
Profanity: Some schoolyard language
Nudity/ Sex: Some potty humor
Alcohol/ Drugs: Brief joke
Violence/ Scariness: Cartoony peril and violence, characters shoot lightning bolts, scary skeletons, characters apparently killed
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000F0V0KO

This tiresome animated quest story starts out uninspired but quickly becomes irritating. Half an hour into its 80 minute running time, the child behind me asked hopefully, “Is that the end?” If only. Has anyone behind this movie ever met a child? The story, about an evil wizard who is after three magic diamonds and …

Madea’s Family Reunion

Posted on February 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm

B+
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material, domestic violence, sex and drug references.
Profanity: Some strong and crude language
Nudity/ Sex: Crude humor, sexual references including prostitution and child abuse, non-explicit sexual situations, characters commit to chastity before marriage
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, references to drug abuse
Violence/ Scariness: Domestic abuse, spanking, hitting
Diversity Issues: A strength of the movie is the positive portrayal of minority and religious characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000F9SO0O

As the Borg say on “Star Trek,” “Resistance is futile.” Don’t even try to get in the way of Madea, that pistol-packing, Bible-thumping, larger than life powerhouse and force for good creation of Tyler Perry, who also plays the part. Perry is something of a larger-than-life powerhouse himself, this time not just writing the film, …

Failure to Launch

Posted on February 22, 2006 at 12:44 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, partial nudity and language.
Profanity: Some swearing, one f-word
Nudity/ Sex: Nudity, sexual references and situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, references to one character drinking a lot
Violence/ Scariness: Comic peril and violence including animal bites
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000FILV1Y

Trip (Matthew McConaughey) is a 35-year-old boat broker who happily resides in an assisted living facility where he is served fresh pancakes and bacon with warmed syrup and all of his clothes are cleaned, neatly folded, and placed on his bed. All aspects of his domestic arrangements are handled cheerfully by a devoted staff of …

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

Posted on February 19, 2006 at 12:48 pm

B
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for language and sexual content.
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references and explicit sexual situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, references to drug use
Violence/ Scariness: Battle scenes, intense childbirth sequence, depiction and reference to severe injuries
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000EOTFBW

When in the depths of winter the dregs of the cinematic year limp into theaters, some audiences long for the more cerebral fare of spring or fall. “Haven’t we seen this plot before?” becomes a common refrain and a movie like “Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story” feels like a sunny spring day come …

Date Movie

Posted on February 17, 2006 at 3:13 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for continuous crude and sexual humor, including language.
Profanity: Some strong and crude language including n-word
Nudity/ Sex: Crude sexual humor and comic sexual situations
Alcohol/ Drugs: None
Violence/ Scariness: Comic peril and violence, including shooting
Diversity Issues: Diverse characters, diversity humor
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000F9RLL2

I counted references to 23 movies in this 80-minute film, not including Girls Gone Wild and “The Bachelor,” or about one every three and a half minutes. Throw in a couple of songs and a dozen or so celebrity shout-outs and you’d hardly notice that there is not actually a script here if the whole …