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Tristan + Isolde

Posted on January 10, 2006 at 12:20 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: Middle School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences and some sexuality.
Profanity: Some strong medieval language
Nudity/ Sex: Sexual references and non-explicit situations, including adultery
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking
Violence/ Scariness: Graphic and gory battle violence, many deaths
Diversity Issues: A theme of the movie
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000EPFCPE

Tristan and Isolde have suffered enough. This movie feels like overkill. Oh, their legend will survive. But this classic comics-style perfume commercial of a re-telling will not. The ampersand is a giveaway. “And” isn’t good enough? An ampersand is, what, edgier? Who needs edgier when you’ve got James Franco? His cheekbones alone could cut glass, …

The Corn is Green

Posted on January 7, 2006 at 2:49 pm

Miss Moffat (Bette Davis), an educated and very independent woman, arrives in a small Welsh mining village in 1895 to live in a house she inherited and start a school for the miners’ children. She is told, “Down here, they’re only children until they’re twelve. Then they are sent away to the mine and are …

Match Point

Posted on January 6, 2006 at 2:52 pm

C
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated R for some sexuality.
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Explicit sexual references and situations, including adultery
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking and smoking
Violence/ Scariness: Brief graphic violence, characters killed
Diversity Issues: Class issues
Date Released to Theaters: 2006
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000EQHXNW

In Stardust Memories, Woody Allen’s character refers to his mother’s cooking as putting food through the “deflavorizing machine.” His latest movie feels as though he has taken his complex and powerful Crimes and Misdemeanors abd put it through a deflavorizing machine. It raises many of the same themes, but it is flatter, more superficial, less …

The Family Stone

Posted on December 21, 2005 at 2:56 pm

If you believe the previews or have seen the poster of an aggressively extended and bejeweled ring finger, then you might presume that “The Family Stone” is going to be a light-hearted romp of a comedy. Boy brings home uptight girl to meet his kooky and free-spirited family, amusing and embarrassing behavior follows, family and …

Rumor Has It

Posted on December 20, 2005 at 3:42 pm

F+
Lowest Recommended Age: High School
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material, sexual content, crude humor and a drug reference.
Profanity: Some strong language
Nudity/ Sex: Frequent sexual references, non-explicit sexual situation
Alcohol/ Drugs: Drinking, characters get drunk
Violence/ Scariness: Reference to sad death
Diversity Issues: None
Date Released to Theaters: 2005
Date Released to DVD: 2006
Amazon.com ASIN: B000EMGICS

In the savage satire The Player, actor/screenwriter Buck Henry makes a hilarious pitch for a sequel to The Graduate, something of a savage satire itself, though cloaked in the garb of a romantic fantasy of rebellion and authenticity. The thing about Henry’s pitch is that no one wants to see a squel to The Graduate; …