Solo Mio

Kevin James and Angel Studios got together to make a PG-rated romantic comedy that you could easily mistake for a Hallmark movie. Not that there’s anything wrong with that; there’s a reason Hallmark movies are so beloved. They are the comfort food of movies. We know where they are going and we like them not in spite of that but because of that. This is in that category.

James, who produced, co-wrote, and stars, plays a cuddly but shy 50-something 4th grade art teacher who goes to Rome to marry his fiancee, Heather (Julie Ann Emery of “Better Call Saul”). The church is ready, the guests are seated. He waits for her at the altar, only to learn that she has run away, leaving him a letter with a non-explanation explanation.

Since he can’t get a refund on the “two become one” honeymoon tourist package, he is stuck exploring the Eternal City with newlywed couples, riding a tandem bicycle with an empty back seat.

Two men from the honeymoon couples in the group befriend him. Julian (Kim Coates of “Sons of Anarchy”), is not exactly a newlywed. He has just married the same woman (Alyson Hannigan as Meghan) for the third time. He urges Matt to go out drinking and in PG language cheer himself up by getting together with another woman.

Jonathan Roumie (Jesus in “The Chosen”), has just married Donna (Julee Cerda), who was his therapist. The jokes in the film about whether that is appropriate or even legal are not funny. But they don’t really get in the way because Julian and Jonathan are just there like the devil and angel on the shoulders of characters in old Saturday morning cartoons, one to urge Matt to go wild, one to advise him to sit with his feelings. While Matt does not appreciate their advice, he does appreciate their interest and support.

What he appreciates more is Gia (a radiant Nicole Grimaudo), owner of a local cafe. For some reason, possibly because he is played by the movie’s producer, co-writer, and star and has James’ imperishable likability, Matt appeals to her. Even though he is sad and hurt and lost, she wants to help him. As I said, we know where this is going, but it’s where we want to see it go, thanks to a couple of great pleasures.

The first is the lovingly filmed and inexpressibly gorgeous Italian scenery, from the Spanish Steps to the Tuscan countryside. We even get a glimpse of the legendary annual horse-race in Siena. The second is the superb selection of needle drops and diagenetic music in the film, a delicious assortment of pop and classical, English and Italian. The movie begins with Ed Sheeren’s “Perfect” behind the opening montage, and Matt is such a fan he wears a Sheeren t-shirt. Matt loves music and when Gia asks him to pick something for them to listen to as they share a late-night pastry in her cafe, it is the one moment in the film where we see him utterly confident and at home. The jazz record he selects is just right.

The story developments are not as well chosen, and there’s pentimento indicating some last-minute re-cuts, perhaps the reason Hannigan is criminally underused, and the Neil/Donna relationship is so clumsily handled. This is a don’t think too hard, enjoy the scenery and wait for a happy ending movie. In other words, wait for screening at home.

Parents should know that this movie has some drinking, with characters getting tipsy, mild sexual references, and a scuffle with no injuries.

Family discussion: What didn’t Matt see in his relationship with Heather? What part of Italy would you like to visit?

If you like this, try: “Under the Tuscan Sun,’ “Made in Italy,” “Letters to Juliet” and Hallmark movies set in Italy like “Villa Amore” and “The Groomsmen: Last Dance”