Contest: Win a Pop Star Minnie Mouse Clubhouse DVD!
Posted on January 23, 2016 at 8:00 am
Join Minnie Mouse and Her Favorite Clubhouse Pals in the New Clubhouse Tour Bus Musical Adventure in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Pop Star Minnie on DVD February 2nd! It includes the Pop Star Minnie episode plus 4 additional music themed episodes for over 2 hours of fun and comes with a FREE Inflatable Guitar so your kids can rock along with the Disney crew!
Send me an email at moviemom@moviemom.com with Minnie in the subject line and tell me your favorite Disney character. Don’t forget your address! (U.S. addresses only). I’ll pick a winner at random on February 2, 2016. Good luck!
“Norm of the North” is not awful, but it is also not special, not new, not funny, and not that interesting. The script is over-plotted but under-written, with confusing detours and uneven tone. It’s as though instead of coming up with an actual story the writers tried to assemble a formula from successful animated films — Cute sidekicks! Potty humor! Evil developers who want to despoil pristine environments! Random musical number! Wise advisor! A hero who is a clumsy outsider with a lot of heart! And a rescue! However, it also includes weirdly off-key or unresolved elements. There are actual stories to be told about the damage to the arctic environment and the potential for kids to make a difference in real life, but we’re going with condo developers and corrupt officials as the bad guys? And the issue of hunting other animal characters for food is clumsily handled. Kids may be reassured that Norm does not kill the sea lions, but he is not a vegetarian.
There are a couple of funny lines, but most of the wit of the movie is at the level of “I put the soul in winter soulstice!” “Who needs a bear with too much care and not enough scare?” Plus macho posturing, extended peeing into a fish tank, and a Nancy Pelosi “joke.”
Norm (Rob Schneider, who is quite good in his best-ever movie role) is a kind-hearted polar bear from the arctic who does not fit in because he is a poor hunter and not like the others. Both of these qualities relate to his ability to understand and speak “human” — meaning English. His wise and loving grandfather (Colm Meaney) has the same gift.
Norm’s arctic home is a popular site for tourists, and the animals appreciate tourism as it helps keep their home safe. If tourists want to come see the natural environment, then it will have to be kept as it is. But there is a developer named Mr. Greene (Ken Jeong) and we know he’s a bad guy because he has a dinky ponytail and yells a lot — and, of course, because he is a developer, who wants to build luxury homes for one-percenters on the polar icecap. Norm stows away on Mr. Greene’s company plane to come to the big city and stop the development. Accompanying him are three little arctic lemmings, whose primary characteristics are un-crushable resilience and public bodily functions.
Mr. Greene has a head of marketing, a single mom named Vera (Heather Graham). She is not entirely sure that the development is a good idea, but she desperately wants her daughter to get into a private school for gifted children, and Mr. Greene, as a graduate of the school, has promised an all-important recommendation if the development deal goes through. (The fact that the school produced a nutty crook like Mr. Greene does not cause her to question the school’s indispensability for her daughter.) It is a shame to hear the wonderful actress Salome Jens very briefly as a corrupt official, just there to look witchy and be bribed into approving the development.
It does not make much sense to try to explain the concept of distracting the populace with entertainment “bread and circuses” to children when the movie is a poor example of exactly that idea.
Parents should know that this film includes action-style violence and peril, a character captured and caged, chase scenes, theme of environmental destruction, corruption, mild language, and extended bodily function humor.
Family discussion: Why did Vera go along with Mr. Greene’s plan? What is the best way to protect the Arctic? How did the lemmings help Norm?
If you like this, try: the “Madagascar” movies and “Surf’s Up”
New on DVD: Captain Jake and the Neverland Pirates
Posted on January 12, 2016 at 3:58 pm
Join newly promoted Captain Jake as he unites Never Land’s all-time greatest pirates! When evil mer-witch Ezmeralda tries to take over the Never Sea by awakening the Strake, a legendary three-headed sea serpent, Jake and his crew try to intervene but encounter Lord Fathom and his sidekick Sinker. Jake forms a team of “Never Land League of Pirate Captains” to battle them all and in the process, outfitted with a magical new sword and a powerful new ship, (the Mighty Colossus), he becomes a Captain himself. Loaded with excitement, additional adventures and a powerful message about believing in yourself, this high-stakes, high-seas adventure is oceans of swashbuckling fun for everyone!
Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language
Profanity:
Very strong and explicit language
Alcohol/ Drugs:
Drinking
Violence/ Scariness:
Peril and unhappiness
Diversity Issues:
None
Date Released to Theaters:
January 8, 2016
The “Fregoli delusion” sometimes called the delusion of doubles, is a rare disorder that makes people believe that everyone else in the world is in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise. When Michael Stone (David Thewlis) checks into the Fregoli hotel in this stop-motion animated film from Charlie Kaufman (“Being John Malkovich,” “Adaptation,””Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”), we begin to understand why it is that everyone else we have seen in the film’s first few moments including the passenger sitting next to Stone on the airplane and his cab driver, have the same face and voice (Tom Noonan).
Even his wife and child speak with Noonan’s voice.
Michael checks into the hotel on a business trip. He will be the speaker at a conference on customer service. He has written an acclaimed book on the subject. He teaches customer service representatives, the subject of near-universal frustration and derision. He tells them “Each person you speak to has had a day.” He tries tell them to be aware of what is special about each individual, but around him everyone seems the same. And Michael himself, as he speaks of humanity, is, well, a puppet. Literally. This stop-motion animated film is remarkably realistic with one of the most authentically awkward sex scenes in cinema history. But the figures themselves, expressive as they are and fluid in their movements, are frankly artificial, with clear breaks on their faces at eye level so we can see how the various face parts get swapped in and out to create emotions.
Michael calls a former girlfriend and they meet for a painfully clumsy conversation. And then he happens upon two other hotel guests, women who are in town for the conference and looking forward to hearing him speak. One is Lisa (Jennifer Jason Leigh), a shy woman, self-conscious about a scar on her face, and often second-guessing herself or making self-deprecating comments that anticipate being judged a failure or a bother by those around her.
She thinks that if he is going to make a pass at anyone, it will be her friend, and clearly the friend (who, like everyone else, has the voice of Tom Noonan), does, too. But it is Lisa Michael invites back to his room. She is an anomaly, he tells her. Something about her voice. Anomaly. Lisa. Anomalisa.
The film is beautifully designed. Michael’s hotel room and the hotel bar are masterpieces of bland and yet somehow sinister anonymity. An encounter with a hotel employee who has an office so enormous it must be traversed by golf cart is reminiscent of the daffy between-floors half-level ceilinged office in “Being John Malkovich.” Any writer is in a sense a puppetmaster, and we have seen Kaufman’s fascination with puppets before; in “Being John Malkovich,” John Cusack’s character was a puppeteer and the various characters in essence used actor John Malkovich (playing a version of himself) as a puppet when they took over his consciousness. In “Synecdoche, New York,” Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character was a playwright trying to maintain control over an increasingly uncontrollable narrative. Here the puppets give Kaufman the greatest possible control over the way the story appears and the way it is told. Stop-motion is so exacting that only seconds of footage are completed each day and the sex scene alone took six months to complete. It also allows him to explore issues of memory, identity, imagination, and loneliness. Dream-like images demonstrate through both illustration and contrast the reality behind the platitudes in Michael’s speech. Just as a raw and needy reality keeps bursting through his remarks, the anguish and hopelessness he feels — and the fear and hopefulness that Lisa feels — transcend the plastic pieces of the dolls who are, it must be said, acting.
For a brief moment, it seems Michael has found something extraordinary. But when he tries to find a way to stay with her, the Fregoli syndrome — or maybe just his terror of genuine intimacy — kicks in. By that time, our own connection to these characters, as artificial as they appear, or, perhaps because of the oddness of their artificiality, is surprisingly warm and intimate.
Parents should know that this film includes very explicit sexual situations and frontal male (puppet) nudity, very strong and explicit language, drinking, and adultery.
Family discussion: What does the name of the hotel tell us about the story? Why did Lisa’s voice change?
If you like this, try: “Being John Malkovich” and “Adaptation” by the same screenwriter
Toothless and Hiccup go nose-to-nose with Skrill in an electrifying battle. Watch all the action unfold in an all-new season of Dragons: Race to the Edge on Netflix, January 8th, 2016.